Tuesday, April 30, 2013

In which I am aggravated by a tweet

This morning I saw that someone had re-tweeted the following tweet. I've removed all the names because this isn't about them; it's about an attitude.


1) I am concerned that a college-age male doesn't understand the pro sporting system in the US. This system is based on money and performance. Tim Tebow is not a good player in the NFL. Jason Collins is (to the best of my knowledge; I'm not an NBA fan) a veteran of the NBA and has proven himself as a profitable player.
2) Collins and Tebow do not play the same sport.
3) Collins, unlike Tebow, already has a job, so he probably won't "get signed just because he is gay."
4) Both players can serve as a good role model. Tebow is a great example of holding on to your beliefs, especially when placed in a culture that does not share those ideals. Collins is a good example to kids (especially boys) who may be having trouble reconciling their sexual identity with their affinity for sports and the masculine stereotypes associated with that.
5) Collins is a Christian.

People, think before you tweet. I don't see any reason why these two men should be compared since they are currently in very different situations. The bottom line in professional sports is money; personal dogma takes a backseat every time. I find both inspirational, and I am sure that I am not alone in this.

Monday, April 29, 2013

School's End/Muenchner Freiheit

tagesschau.de changed its home page, and it is amazing! The video was always really tiny before, but now it's big enough to see! And the designers made it easier to navigate, so I don't have to search the archive for tagesschau in 100 Sekunden.

It's the last week of classes. I'm wearing shorts and chacos all week...until it gets cold again, that is. The weather is so bipolar that I despair of ever cancelling our gas service. (We only have gas for the heater.) The next two weeks do not sound fun, but I know I can do it! And I have both New York and Germany to look forward to. Whenever I feel like school is getting too tough, I remind myself that I don't have to be here, and I could always just drop out and try to get a job based on my high school education. That sounds much worse, and I don't want to pass up the amazing opportunities that I have been given.


Have you heard about why this U-Bahn stop is called Muenchner Freiheit? It's after a group that opposed the Nazis towards the end of the war with mixed results. It's quite interesting: story here. (Again, it's in German. But you can always try using google translate for a vague idea of what it says.) I just think it's interesting because Muenchner Freiheit is the coolest U-Bahn station in Munich. There are cool lights and (as you can see from the picture) mirrors everywhere. It is less creepy that other stations, and it's near a pretty cool area of town.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Senior Letter



My beautiful sisters of Psi,


I would like to thank you all for electing me to be your president for the past year. It has been an honor to serve. I would also like to thank everyone who was on exec this year.
You are all amazing and wonderful sisters, and I’m proud of everything you have done.  I wish the new executive council all the luck in the world, and want to remind you that I’m always a facebook message away. Also, I’m going to learn to use skype.


To my littles:
Lindsay, you were my very first little. You’re beautiful and smart, and I admire your work ethic and dependability. I know that whenever we need sisters to help on a project, you’ll be there.

Kaitlin, I still think it’s weird that I have a little on colorguard. Congratulations for being so amazing at winter guard – I know you work very hard for everything that you’ve earned.

Liz, you’re sassy and I love it. I’m so glad to finally have another sister from my section! When I see you hanging out with your lady bros, I’m reminded so much of myself as a freshman. I hope you love Tau Beta Sigma in the years to come! I’d be worried about leaving you without a big, but I know Lauren will take good care of you.

Kody, I’m so glad you’re my little bro! You’ve always been there to save me from the general creepiness of band backrubs, and you made me feel better when I was the only junior to be put on third part.

Matt, you are such a sweetie! I’m glad Kaylee told me to choose you as a little so we could be co-bigs; it was the best choice I could’ve made. You’re an amazing brother, and I hope you continue to be as passionate about Kappa Kappa Psi in the future. I’m proud to be your big sis; good luck this summer!

Lauren, I’m still so excited that you chose me to be your honorary. I love your passion for TBS and your determination to do well in a major that you love.

Steven, thank you for choosing my as an honorary! I love how you transferred here and were instantly one of the most involved brothers in Lambda.







To my sisters of Gamma Pi: I love you all. I’m so glad that you decided to kidnap me and make me your friend almost 4 years ago.

To Stevi: We’ve been roommates for two years, and I don’t hate you. I feel like that is a wonderful accomplishment because living together has destroyed many a friendship. Thanks for calling me Chelsex and convincing KKPsi that I was pregnant (I wasn’t. Some people can’t tell when someone’s been hacked.)

To Lambda: I met many of you because we were all in the same section. (When I was a freshman, all but 3 members of my 30 piece section were brothers.) By the second day of early week, I knew you were my brothers, and TBS just made that official. You are a mess, and I love you.

Kaylee, pass auf. The first day I met you, I really didn’t like you, and
I’m so glad that I was completely wrong about that. I’ve loved every single road trip we’ve taken together from Conway to Tegernsee and our traditions of eating at Fazoli’s and not noticing that the gas light was on. Our bromance is unparalleled, even if other people say it isn’t a bromance since I’m a sister. (Which I’m fairly sure is inaccurate. We’re watching Doctor Who as I write this.) Hopefully you won’t miss too many exits on the way to Tennessee.


To the Psi Chapter: I’m sorry for all of the times I missed your calls. I never turn my phone’s sound on, which results in me missing 99.9% of calls on the first try. I’m the worst. 


I would also like to encourage you to travel because it’s fun and you learn new ideas that can make our chapter the very best that it can be. Someone should definitely come up with a chapter cheer before next year though – “What chapter are we? Psi!” is all I could come up with and that’s lame. I’d also like to encourage you to stay involved in our sisterhood – I know that my involvement here is one of the reasons why I got a Fulbright.

Two things I’ll always remember from national convention are Jesus peeking through the corn, which was a bit creepy and which you must find if you are in western Kansas, and singing “Amazing Grace” during opening joint. The speaker just told us to sing it and counted us off, and it was just gorgeous in 4 part harmony; I’m so happy that I was a part of that.

In case y’all hadn’t noticed, I’m a bit of a nerd. And I found this poem while I was searching for an example for my German poetry class a few weeks ago. Luckily for you, I was lazy and reading from a book of German poems translated into English when I stumbled across this gem.

Abschied by Heinrich Albert

Now, good night, my friends so dear,
Loves that I am leaving,
Who for me might spend a tear,
Do not think of grieving;
That I sink out of your sight
Is no cause for sorrow:
Look, the sun that sets tonight
Will come back tomorrow!

Don’t forget to be awesome.

MLITB and MOTS,
Chelsea Elisabeth Burris
“The Lone Psi”
Psi Chapter President, 2012-2013

The theme song for our joint chapters:




Friday, April 19, 2013


My Life Motto


When my doctor asks if I exercise regularly:


Yeah, the internet is being dumb and I can't figure out how to get that from wswcm to here without kinda stealing it first. So thanks, #whatshouldwecallme!

I like tumblr, but not enough to actually get a tumblr. This is mostly due to the lack of an E in tumblr.

Also, I forgot that I took strengthsquest a few months ago. My qualities are: Learner, Context, Discipline, Intellection, and Input. They sound a bit stupid, but when I read the descriptions, they suited me rather well! I really like stuff like that, except I don't like Myers-Briggs because it causes the first thing that people know about me is that I'm introverted. I like to have that quality speak for itself, not be shown to strangers because I'm wearing a nametag that proclaims that fact.


Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Aldi is 100!

Aldi is 100 years old today!! Bayern 3 had a nice story about it. It's in German, but if you don't speak the language you can always copy and paste into google translate!

ALDI-Geburtstag: Das Phaenomen wird 100

Sunday, April 7, 2013

eleanor & park

There is nothing like reading a really good book that makes you lose track of time. I was taken aback when I sat down for a few minutes and then looked at the clock an hour later. (Luckily, I did all my work yesterday so I have time for that sort of thing.)

Reading a good book gives me the same feeling as when I've just eaten a good amount of good chocolate. Not something chocolate flavored, like cookies or cake, but actual chocolates. And I started feeling this way about a quarter of the way into this book.

Basically, Eleanor & Park live in a bad part of Omaha. Not like gang-bad; more like poor people in bad situations bad. Park's family is good, while Eleanor has a stepfather from hell. This book also made me feel guilty for every time I've ever thought something rude about someone wearing strange clothes.

By the time I fell asleep last night, about halfway through this book, it felt like someone was sticking a knife into my heart and slowly turning it in a circle but IN A GOOD WAY. This feeling persisted to the end of the book. I'm not sure what I liked about it...but it was so good. I loved that they loved each other, and that they knew Romeo & Juliet well enough to occasionally make fun of young love.

Maybe I shouldn't review books. This is about how I felt, not how they felt. It wasn't passive, at least. Walter Benjamin would be proud. Overall: read this book. It feels like a small town story, but it's set in a city.
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Also in my life: I've started watching all of the Matt Smith episodes of Doctor Who again. It's a nice way to waste time and justify my Netflix subscription. I went to Wilson Park earlier; the weather was beautiful and there were many cute families there to enjoy it. I'm so glad there's a nice walking path there - it feels much safer than using the city trails. While I was walking, I realized that I won't get to Germany until strawberry season is over! What is Germany without strawberries so red they stain your fingers?!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit


Today I was notified that I'm a Fulbrighter!!! I'm so proud to have been chosen to carry on the legacy of Senator Fulbright while teaching English in Germany starting in September. I don't know exactly where yet, but I'm excited irregardless! I keep on thinking of German things that I miss, like trains and chocolate and apfelschorle, and getting excited.

This news also came with a good dose of guilt - I mean, I haven't had a real job before, but I have worked very hard at school to learn German (didn't speak a word of it this time 4 years ago) and this is an incredible opportunity for me. Now I need to start saving money so my family can come visit me while I"m over there!